Best Gift Ever!

Before we embark on the Great Material Unveiling, let us pause to contemplate what lies beneath the wrappings. For in the words of Ozymandias, "look upon my works ye mighty, and despair!"

For all the things within the wrappings are made of sand, or ash or dust, and in the end will return from whence they came. But do not despair entirely! Marvel instead at the ingenuity of man, the creativity and thoughtfulness of those works in an effort to provide you with an instant of fleeting delight. Or better, marvel at the works NOT made by man, for they will last far longer, be with you always, and provide a lasting, greater delight.

Peace on Earth. Good will toward Men.