Take the high road.
Do a good deed daily. Try it without the other person finding out.
Call 3 friends you haven't spoken to in a while.
Get outside of your head and connect with the god of your understanding.
Then, tear off your jersey (optional), run to the sideline, undulate wildly as you motion to the crowd like a cowboy slapping his horse with one hand while shooting his six-gun with the other.
Finish with 180-degrees worth of "water sprinkler".
